It was a normal Thursday afternoon, and Kieran was in his in his ICT class when suddenly he had the urge to fart, he couldn’t ask his teacher if he could go to the toilet, because she was explaining something so he had to let it out. When everyone was talking it just came out and it was loud, so the teacher told Kieran to get out. Unfortunately for him the head of year walked past and asked “Why are you standing here?” Kieran replied “erm, because I farted”, this made the head of year angry and she decided to write a letter home. After that day Kieran never farted in school again.

It was a hot summers day and Kieran was in assembly. He was feeling sick and needed to go to the toilet. So he asked a teacher if he could go, She said “After assembly”. But Kieran couldn’t wait so he had to get up and go himself, but a teacher stopped him at the exit of the hall. He told Kieran to sit back down, while Kieran was trying to compromise with him. Everyone went quiet when the teacher shouted out “Just sit down”, so Kieran went back to his seat and while he was sitting down he did a fart that vibrated the whole row of chairs. Everyone started to laugh before the head teacher shouted “Get out, now!”. This led to Kieran’s parents being called in who agreed that Kieran should see a doctor about his problem.